Vampires Suck Shirt

Dark Humour, Bold Style

Add a playful twist to spooky season with the Vampires Suck Shirt, designed for those who love a dose of dark humour. Featuring a witty slogan with a fangy bite, this shirt is perfect for Halloween parties, casual nights out, or everyday wear with a gothic edge.

Made from soft, breathable cotton, the Vampires Suck Shirt delivers comfort and durability. Its relaxed unisex fit makes it easy to pair with jeans, leggings, or layered looks, while the bold design keeps your humour front and centre.

Whether you’re celebrating Halloween, showing off your vampire fandom, or just rocking a witty tee, the Vampires Suck Shirt blends comfort, humour, and style in one.

Keep it cheeky. Keep it bold. The Vampires Suck Shirt is a fang-tastic addition to your wardrobe.

 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Coverstitched v-neck and hemmed sleeves
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Guatemala, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.

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