The Witty Twin
They’re Real and They’re Spectacular Tee
They’re Real and They’re Spectacular Tee
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Why settle for subtle when you can state the obvious? The They’re Real and They’re Spectacular Tee is your chance to shut down the doubters, silence the skeptics, and make sure nobody forgets what they’re dealing with.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this shirt is comfortable enough to wear while fielding compliments, dodging awkward questions, or casually letting people know you’ve got the goods.
The best part? You don’t even have to specify what’s “real” — the joke works whether you’re talking about your personality, your sarcasm, or, you know… other assets. 😉
Perfect for parties, brunches, or just standing in line at the coffee shop knowing you’re spectacular. The They’re Real and They’re Spectacular Tee does the talking so you don’t have to.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
S | 25 ½ | 31-34 |
M | 26 | 35-38 |
L | 27 | 39-41 |
XL | 28 | 42-45 |
2XL | 28 ½ | 46-48 |



