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Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee
Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee
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Dark Humour, Freshly Baked
The Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee takes sweet, innocent branding and flips it into dark comedy. Featuring the doughboy holding a knife, rubbing his tummy, and eyeing a croissant, this shirt delivers a twisted laugh with a straight face.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, the Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee is as comfortable as it is outrageous. Perfect for fans of dry humour, absurd jokes, or anyone who enjoys shocking double-takes, the Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee proves baked goods aren’t always sweet.
Wear the Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee to parties, comedy nights, or just your everyday coffee run and watch as people notice the joke slowly sink in. It’s clever, it’s dark, and it’s absolutely unforgettable.
The Doughboy Is a Cannibal Tee belongs front and centre in your Dry Humour Department collection — a shirt for those who like their humour twisted, buttery, and baked to perfection.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | |
XS | 68.6 | 42 | 78.7-86.4 |
S | 71.1 | 45.7 | 86.4-94 |
M | 73.7 | 50.8 | 96.5-104.1 |
L | 76.2 | 55.9 | 106.7-114.3 |
XL | 78.7 | 61 | 116.8-124.5 |
2XL | 81.3 | 66 | 127-134.6 |















